Blogito, Ergo Sum
by Gregg Calkins
1 December 2007, a Friday
Cool and cloudy are the words that came to mind, actually the
dial reads 77 so I guess it’s just me. Supposedly we’ve begun the
‘dry’ season but seems to me it has been
raining more recently…just another case of La Fortuna not fitting in
snugly. Whenever you readers come
across an item or article telling you what something is like “in
The morning started on a high note…my screen appeared in black-and-white, with a message telling me that Windows did not start properly because it did not shut down properly, which seems reasonable enough, and would I like to try again? Almost sounded like I had an option, didn’t it? No, I prefer to drop out of the universe and start over…hmm, now that I think of it…
Well, in due course the familiar Windows screen appeared, but this time it boasted of having found and fixed what it called a “serious error”. They wanted to tell God about it if only I’d let them send him a message…which I could see, first, if I liked. I said sure, figuring that maybe Stephen Hawking had overestimated the 20 years he figured we were away from being able to do that, but of course all I got was the usual sort of incomprehensible message that God likes to tease us with just to see if we are really paying attention (He could just glance around the planet for a better answer, seems to me) after which Windows blamed my video card manufacturer, of course, and off we went…
I haven’t even looked at the news yet, Carol included this in my morning’s mail:
Virtually every person entering and leaving the
Oddly enough, this has not prevented assorted odd imams from wandering around the cabin, changing seats, praying loudly to Allah to kill all infidels (not spoken in English, of course), but I predict the ACLU is going to go ballistic now that they finally know about this.
And I haven’t looked at my other email yet, but I predict I’ll find in them at least one letter declaring the US to be a police state and threatening to move out, yet again.
What’s that? Why haven’t they already left? Uh…I think maybe sorting through the available choices and looking for a better one might still be holding things up…
What’s that?
How come I live in
Snow and Ice Storm Moves Through
The storm snarled air travel, made roads treacherous and cut
power to tens of thousands of homes.
Ah, yes, now I remember.
The New York Times starts out unintentionally brightening my day with this item:
While debate in
Of course. They talked the talk in order to get elected. Now that it is time to walk the walk, reality has suddenly set in.
And it seems like maybe Miss Nancy, the Kindly Grandmother, has made a decision:
In an interview this month, Reyes said he will insist on more
information about the Bush administration's most classified programs and how
they are working. … He also wants to look at the role of
intelligence three years after the war in
''We haven't required or haven't had the administration give us the details, evaluation or plan of how these classic programs are functioning,'' he said. ''There is plenty to do on the role of intelligence, the programs that are vital and critical to our national defense, and certainly to our war fighters.''
Agents are advised to wear white shirts and appropriately-subdued ties for the photo section of the CIA Yearbook, as well as make sure their bios are up-to-date.
This may not be as funny a joke as I’d like to think. Have they dropped the “dress code” requirements for sky marshals yet? I kid you not, they actually have or had one such that the marshals stuck out from the passengers as obviously as a new Marine recruit going home on his ‘boot’ leave.
Here’s a fascinating NYT Op-Ed by Robert N. Proctor, a Stanford professor who discloses that he has served as a witness in litigation against the tobacco industry. Excerpts:
WHEN the former K.G.B. agent Alexander V. Litvinenko was found to have been poisoned by radioactive polonium 210 last week, there was one group that must have been particularly horrified: the tobacco industry.
The industry has been aware at least since the 1960s that
cigarettes contain significant levels of polonium. Exactly how it gets into
tobacco is not entirely understood, but uranium “daughter products”
naturally present in soils seem to be selectively absorbed by the tobacco
plant, where they decay into radioactive polonium. High-phosphate fertilizers
may worsen the problem, since uranium tends to associate with phosphates. In
1975, Philip Morris scientists wondered whether the secret to tobacco
growers’ longevity in the
How much polonium is in tobacco? In 1968, the American Tobacco Company began a secret research effort to find out. Using precision analytic techniques, the researchers found that smokers inhale an average of about .04 picocuries of polonium 210 per cigarette.
…people smoke a lot of cigarettes — about 5.7 trillion worldwide every year, enough to make a continuous chain from the earth to the sun and back, with enough left over for a few side-trips to Mars. … Pack-and-a-half smokers are dosed to the tune of about 300 chest X-rays.
Wow! I’m not a smoker, never really have been although I flirted with a pipe for a few years, off and own, mostly Joe College Fraternity Boy days, gave it up finally because pipe tobacco smells so good when somebody else is smoking it but somehow that wonderful aroma disappears when you are doing it yourself. I also tried to smoke cigars with my favorite father-in-law, since it was an after-meal custom he truly enjoyed, but the burning pain in my chest afterwards forced me to abandon the field to him.
I think people should be free to smoke if that’s their choice, but I’m not unhappy at the restrictions that have been placed on their “rights” in order to secure mine. I don’t know if Harry Truman really was the first guy who said it, or not, that a person’s right to swing their fist ended where another person’s nose began, but it certainly must be obvious even to smokers that if they cannot control where their smoke goes then they are impinging upon the rights of others.
I also got a kick out of the guy who said that assigning “smoking areas” to restaurants was like assigning a “peeing section” to a public swimming pool.
As far as I know, my two grown sons still smoke. I wish they wouldn’t, for the sake of their own sons if nobody else, so maybe this will help:
What few experts will dispute is the magnitude of the hazard:
the World Health Organization estimates that 10 million people will be dying
annually from cigarettes by the year 2020 — a third of these in
A third of them in
From cigarettes to ice-cream, a clip I lifted from Bookworm Room:
Rose Mattus, who
launched Haagen-Dazs ice cream with her husband, peddling the super-premium
treat in grocery stores, has died. She was 90.
Mattus died
Tuesday, according to Gutterman-Musicant Funeral Directors in Hackensack.
Mattus, who lived
in Cresskill, N.J., had been the controller of Haagen-Dazs Inc. Her husband,
Reuben Mattus, died in 1994.
The company was
formed around 1960, having morphed from her husband’s family’s
decades-old business in New York City’s Bronx borough. Reuben Mattus
concocted the nonsensical name Haagen-Dazs, which means nothing in any
language, for the brand that became famous for its super-rich recipes.
This tickled me because I (with the help of my mother) made up a meaningless word once to serve as the title for my science-fiction fanzine. My mother did not like my interest in science-fiction, even though she started me down that long road at an early age by giving me Edgar Rice Burroughs’ wonderful Tarzan of the Apes on my 11th birthday, a book I still have.
Anyhow, I decided to publish my own mimeographed fanzine, which is what science-fiction fans used as blogs back in that prehistoric time, transmitted by the U S Post Office, no less, and was searching for a title. My mother was disgusted with the idea and the time I was spending on the project and one morning she opened the hatch to my basement room (my only private spot in that tiny house) and said: “Are you still working on that…that…”
My mother did not use bad words, so she couldn’t think of what to call whatever it was I was working on, so what she said came out, as nearly as I could capture it, as “Oopsla!” I figured what the heck, it sounded good to me.
Little was I to know that years later the normal course of evolution would cause the electronic computer to become so commonplace that now people even hold conventions named OOPSLA (although, as far as I know, without the exclamation point, which I insisted was part of the name).
A couple of good items from Power Line:
Yesterday, in response to reports that there is now
incontrovertible evidence that
But the
I enjoyed the phrase “attempting to commit
irony”…the rest was too truthful for comfort.
John Podhoretz has contributed greatly to my anger management therapy this week with his New York Post column on the Baker-Hamilton crew:
As one of the study group's members told the Times yesterday, "We had to move the national debate from 'whether to stay the course' to 'how do we start down the path out'."
This is the consensus view of the Iraq Study Group, which is very proud that it reached consensus.
Its members also reached a consensus view that Depends is a really fine brand of adult diaper, and that they love reruns of "Murder, She Wrote."
In his next column, I hope that John can help me out by
turning his attention to pending developments in Bush administration
I said something about the Baker-Hamilton crew the other day, but nothing close to Podhoretz for wit and wisdom.
Oh, yeah…since I mentioned the Flying Imams earlier I guess I need to add this clipping from Power Line, as well:
Audrey Hudson follows up her two Washington Times stories on the flying imams with an interview of ringleader Omar Shahin: "Imam disputes ties to Hamas." It's an oddly muted interview by contrast, for example, with this AP report. Shahin does not claim that the imams were mistreated by authorities. No handcuffs. No barking dogs. He speaks up for US Airways: "We love US Airways, and we want to fly with them," he said, which I'm sure is a great comfort to all involved.
Shahin disputes his knowledge that the KindHearts charity he supported was a Hamas front. Although KindHearts was established as a successor to the Global Relief Foundation shuttered by the feds after 9/11, his involvement was an innocent mistake.
But where did all those reports imams in handcuffs come from? According to this AP report, they came from none other than Shahin himself:
"They took us off the plane, humiliated us in a very
disrespectful way," said Omar Shahin, of
No leashes, no dog collars, no unconnected electric wires…
While I’m reading this blog, John Hinderaker gives me a couple of good lines:
McCain has a conservative voting record, but is widely mistrusted by the Republican base because of his support for restrictions on citizen political activity, his occasional squishiness on issues like tax cuts, and his general willingness to sell out the party when it suits his purposes.
I’m
of the political variety that admires someone who puts personal belief ahead of
party loyalty, even when I don’t agree with those personal beliefs. I do Voltaire right up to the point of
actually being willing to die for just anybody at all. I think McCain was both wrong and
foolish in his attempt to take the corrupting effect of money out of politics,
but I still have to sympathize with the idea. But the problem of the corrupting effect
of money is another one of those moral problems that we just cannot quite figure
out how to legislate against properly, which is why I call it a foolish
attempt. Either
politicians are moral or they are not, laws won’t change
that…and politicians, after all, are in the profession of writing laws to
be gotten around by those in the know.
As for tax cuts…well, let’s not start down
that road right now.
I still think that if there is a credible mainstream conservative candidate in the primaries, there is a good chance that he will emerge as the nominee. But is there such a candidate? The mantle now seems to have fallen on Newt Gingrich. I admire Newt greatly, but he carries more baggage than Northwest Airlines. And as a national candidate, I'm afraid Gingrich would be an accident waiting to happen. As someone memorably said, Newt's flaw is that he has never in his life had an unspoken thought.
I had to laugh…more baggage than Northwest Airlines was good, too. Newt probably wishes he could lose as much of his baggage as Northwest manages to do.
Well, now I have to add this by Paul Mirengoff at Power Line:
The other day, Nancy Pelosi was asked about President Bush's
statement that al Qaeda is responsible for the surge of violence in
Had a Republican leader been this confused, the MSM would have pounced. But since it was Pelosi, the MSM did not. To the contrary, NBC's David Gregory, who takes obnoxious exception to Bush administration comments at the drop of a hat, passed along Pelosi's claim as if it were true…
They are happy that she is such a nice grandmother, though. And perhaps David Gregory isn’t any more familiar with what the 9/11 Commission reported than is Pelosi? That’s putting the kindest and best face on it, because otherwise Gregory is deliberately aiding and abetting a falsehood.
What the Washington Post headline said:
Panel Urges Pullout of
What the text, further on in the article, said:
The call to pull out combat brigades by early 2008 would be more a conditional goal than a firm timetable, predicated on the assumption that circumstances on the ground would permit it…
Bolding mine, of course. Bush has said all along that he’ll pull the troops out as quickly as circumstances permit, but not if they didn’t, but we can’t have the Panel agreeing with Bush, has to be the other way around, you understand.
Here’s the truly stupid—incredibly stupid—idea:
The bipartisan Iraq Study Group plans to recommend withdrawing
nearly all
My bolding, again, to emphasize that we’re talking about pulling out our COMBAT units while leaving behind our other troops. Al Qaeda and al-Sadr, presumably, will look at those soldiers (presumably the Marines would all be gone, according to the definition) and decide they did not represent an occupying force so therefore it was acceptable that they remain.
After they converted to Islam, of course.
One wag predicted that the report, to be formally released on December 6th, would be forgotten by the following Monday, the 11th.
Heck, it will be forgotten by the 7th, when we will be busy Remembering Pearl Harbor.
A blog called Betsy's Page likes the diplomacy thing:
…their other recommendation is some sort of massive
diplomatic meeting of countries in the area including
"Yeah, like
Since what
This was too much even for Howard Kurtz:
I thought this was some sort of Onion-like prank, but here's the story, in the New Haven Advocate:
"A collective 'I told you so' will ripple through the world of Bush-bashers once news of Christopher Lohse's study gets out.
"Lohse, a social work master's student at Southern Connecticut State University, says he has proven what many progressives have probably suspected for years: a direct link between mental illness and support for President Bush.
"Lohse says his study is no
joke. The thesis draws on a survey of 69 psychiatric outpatients in three
So half the nation is psychotic, and only the Kerry voters are sane?
Hmmm…could there be anything to be concluded from the
fact that all of the patients were under confinement in
Conservatives (such as George Will) are applled by the way that Jim Webb mouthed off to Bush when the president asked about his son at a White House reception, but many on the left, including Nation Editor Katrina van den Heuvel, are saying right on:
"Will considers the incident on the White House reception line and concludes that Webb is a 'boor' and has shown a 'patent disrespect for the presidency.'
"I'd argue that Webb--as Senator Chuck Schumer put it the other day (perhaps failing to understand the irony of his statement)--is 'not a typical politician. He really has deep convictions.'
"And conviction and courage and, yes, a maverick Senator who's willing to upend the false civility of inside-the-beltway rituals are what's needed in these times.
"President Bush's war of choice has put Webb's son's in harm's way. Why shouldn't Webb refuse to shake that man's hand--or seek to be used in a photo-op?"
Webb's son voluntarily joined the military services thinking he would not actually be exposed to harm, apparently, it was just going to look good on his resume. Or maybe the kid that Bush would not be able to send troops into harm's way unless a majority of Senators and Representatives approved.
Huh? What's that? They did? Okay, sure, but they were fooled into voting for the war by the guy we've just learned is not only a moron, possibly even an idiot, but also a psychotic...
Frankly, if I was Webb's son I would be horribly embarrassed by my father's behavior.
Speaking of psychotic, doesn't that sort of describe the notion that Bush would, for any reason, want to appear in a photo-op with Webb? For what conceivable purpose?
I don't read Andrew Sullivan much, he's become much too Kerry-like in his behavior for me, but Kurtz stuck this under my nose:
Andrew Sullivan has a fervent plea for Hillary Clinton:
"She really shouldn't run. It would divide and polarize the country; she's dreadful on the stump; she has very high negatives; most Democrats only like her; almost no-one loves her; and do we really want 20 years of two families in the White House? Besides: what do you do with Bill? . . . I think she'd make a great Supreme Court Justice or Senate Majority Leader. I had a chat recently with a senior Republican and former presidential candidate. We were discussing how deeply divided the Republicans are. I asked him: what could unite them again at this point? He answered in one word: Hillary. She's the last hope for the far right. Please, Senator Clinton. Don't do it."
I can learn something new even from Sullivan, it seems. I thought the idea of Hillary as president was about as scary as I could imagine...until Sullivan suggested her as a Supreme Court Justice! I almost fainted.
Okay, for my liberal friends laughing at my discomfort, you'll pay. I warn you, like Nancy Pelosi, I can retaliate if you've pushed me too far. I heard you laughing, so choke on this:
George Bush for Supreme Court Chief Justice.
Finally, Adam Nagourney uncovers a devastating statistic:
"Google now estimates that the average blog is read by one person.
"One person.
"Hello? Is anyone out there? Mom?"
I'm sure I'm in double digits.
At the risk of offending the one other person who might be
reading this, I take a somewhat different attitude about my blog. Like the guy said when he showed up at
the palace of joy and the girl he selected for the night took a look at his,
ah, equipment, which happened to be not all that impressive, and asked,
scornfully "who do you expect to satisfy with that?
Lady, he answered politely, the only person I have to satisfy with this is me.
If Charles Krauthammer isn't on your "must read" list then he should be. I don't always agree with him, of course, but he's a sensible man (at least when I do) and especially here:
Now that the "realists" have ridden into town gleefully consigning the Bush doctrine to the ash heap of history, everyone has discovered the notion of interests, as if it were some new idea thought up by James Baker and the Iraq Study Group.
What do people think we've been doing for the past five years?
True, the president's rhetoric has a tendency to go soaringly
Wilsonian, e.g. the banishing-tyranny stuff in his
second inaugural address. But our policies of democratization in
Some people with a simple agenda translate this into meaning
"it's all about oil", as if that were the end of it. To be sure, oil is a factor, but it's
not so much
This is also in our interests, of course. Believe it or not, American doesn't have
to get oil from the
If we really had been in the grip of "idealism,"
we'd be deep in
We are trying to bring democracy to
The Antibush like to call Iraq Bush's war of choice. They're close, but it's only his battlefield of choice in the wider war many cannot yet see. Yes, I do think that Bush may well have looked at his available choices of trouble spots requiring action, and I've had people argue with me that a nuclear North Korea and a nuclear Iran and even perhaps Syria represented more-dangerous places, all valid arguments, but in the end there were several factors that made Iraq the starting battleground for taking the war to the enemy rather than fighting it on US soil.
One was that Saddam was known to have a very large and
well-equipped (after all, we sold him some of it) military, supposedly fiercely
loyal to him, personally. You don't
want to engage in war with adjacent countries like
On that basis alone, going after
All things considered,
Any school kid who has ever had to deal with the school's bully understands the problem. Whipping his smaller friends and hangers-on accomplishes little, you'll be fighting them forever. But if you whip him, one fight, then your problems are over with.
In my opinion, we did not have any choice of whether or not to make war, Osama had already declared it and struck the first dozen blows, each one worse than the one before it. War was a fact.
Bush decided where the next battle would take place, that's
all. And every person who complains
about all of the terrorists flocking to
I admit this gives the ordinary Iraqi people some cause to complain and say "why me, O Allah?", but that's another argument entirely.
The key to progress is political change within
Very
hardheaded realist terms: interest, stability, regional powers. But stringing
them together to suggest that
Perhaps in
some long-term future they will want a stable
Alas, I think I know. What do the two of them really, REALLY want, above all else? First and foremost?
Right...to have American troops go home and get out of their way. They'll trade a temporary peace for that, I'm sure
Chrissie won't like this piece from my
Are the ranches in Guanacaste and
the Turrialba dairy farms worse for the environment
than the spewing vehicles in
The United Nations thinks so.
Cattle-rearing generates more global warming greenhouse gases, as measured in
CO2 equivalent, than transportation, and smarter production methods, including
improved animal diets to reduce enteric fermentation and consequent methane
emissions, are urgently needed, according to a new United Nations report
released this week.
“Livestock are one of the most significant contributors to today’s
most serious environmental problems,” said Henning Steinfeld,
a senior U.N. Food and Agriculture Organization official. Steinfeld
said “Urgent action is required to remedy the situation.”
Cattle-rearing is also a major source of land and water degradation, according
to the Food and Agriculture Organization report, "Livestock’s Long
Shadow – Environmental Issues and Options," of which Steinfeld is the senior author.
“The environmental costs per unit of livestock production must be cut by
one half, just to avoid the level of damage worsening beyond its present
level,” it warns, adding:
When emissions from land use and land-use change are included, the livestock
sector accounts for 9 per cent of CO2 deriving from human-related activities,
but produces a much larger share of even more harmful greenhouse gases. It
generates 65 per cent of human-related nitrous oxide, which has 296 times the
Global Warming Potential of CO2. Most of this
comes from manure.
And it accounts for 37 per cent of all human-induced methane (23 times as
warming as CO2), which is largely produced by the digestive system of
ruminants, and 64 per cent of ammonia, which contributes significantly to acid
rain.
With increased prosperity, people are consuming more meat and
dairy products every year, the report notes. Global meat production is
projected to more than double from 229 million tons in 1999/2001 to 465 million
tons in 2050, while milk output is set to climb from 580 to 1043 million tons.
The global livestock sector is growing faster than any other agricultural subsector. It provides livelihoods to about 1.3 billion
people and contributes about 40 per cent to global agricultural output. For
many poor farmers in developing countries livestock are also a source of
renewable energy for draft and an essential source of organic fertilizer for
their crops.
Livestock now use 30 per cent of the earth’s entire land surface, mostly
permanent pasture but also including 33 per cent of the global arable land used
to producing feed for livestock, the report notes. As forests are cleared to
create new pastures, it is a major driver of deforestation, especially in
At the same time herds cause wide-scale land degradation, with about 20 per
cent of pastures considered degraded through overgrazing, compaction and
erosion. This figure is even higher in the drylands
where inappropriate policies contribute to
advancing desertification.
The livestock business is among the most damaging sectors to the earth’s
increasingly scarce water resources, contributing among other things to water
pollution from animal wastes, antibiotics and hormones, chemicals from
tanneries, fertilizers and pesticides used to spray feed crops.
Beyond improving animal diets, proposed remedies to the multiple problems
include soil conservation methods together with controlled livestock exclusion
from sensitive areas; setting up biogas plant initiatives to recycle manure;
improving efficiency of irrigation systems; and introducing full-cost pricing
for water together with taxes to discourage large-scale livestock concentration
close to cities, the report said.
Then there's my little volcano, four miles away, which emits gasses 24/7/365.
One of the benefits of
Our three dogs are a major pain to round up and haul an hour each way to the vet, two of them get carsick, all are hard to control once they get on the strange city streets, even on a leash. Jorge came tonight, checked them all, gave all three their two shots for the year, and thought $93 was adequate recompense for time, travel and medicines. I was happy to get by for that little!
Yes, our local doctor, a very nice and bright young man, makes house calls. He will accept $18 now, but acts almost like he figures it is too much. We are part of his family now, he says.
You probably all are familiar with this brief history lesson, but maybe it bears repeating. Allan Topol writes:
In the United
States, senior policy-makers and commentators have been slow to recognize both
the extent of animosity between Shi'ites and Sunnis and its significance for
events in the Middle East. The hatred between Sunnis and Muslims goes back to
632 CE and the death of prophet Muhammad. The most critical issue following
Muhammad's death was his succession. The forbearers of the Sunnis followed the
tribal tradition of having a council of elders select as the head of the
Islamic community the individual most qualified to lead. The forbearers of the
Shi'ites on the other hand believed that Muhammad heirs should rule the Islamic
community.
The conflict came to a head in the battle of Karbala in
680 CE when the Sunnis forbearers massacred the prophet's grandson Husayn and
his followers. Gleefully, the victors carried Husayn's head to Damascus and
paraded it there. Is it any wonder that for the next 1,300 years, there has
been hatred and recurring warfare between these two sects within Islam who
differ radically in their religious practices.
Iran is a Persian, not Arab country. Its people are
almost entirely Shi'ite. With the fall of the shah and the Islamic revolution,
a Shi'ite government was installed in Tehran. This was a marked contrast to the
ruling powers in the Arab Islamic nations where the Sunnis exert tight control,
even though there are large, and often impoverished, Shi'ite populations. What
the mullahs have done from their base in Iran is to stir up Shi'ite communities
throughout the Middle East and encourage them to take control of their
governments. This is what is happening in Lebanon and in Bahrain and will happen
at some time in the near future in Saudi Arabia and other countries.
The United States did not create this conflict, which
has spanned 13 centuries, with our invasion in Iraq. Unwittingly, however, with
our emphasis on democracy in the Middle East we have provided the means for
Shi'ites to seize control in their countries. At the ballot box. In elections.
As I understand it, further, the Shi'ites are willing to do more of what we might describe as separating church and state, whereas the Sunnis say the two are indivisible and thus democracy is intolerable as being against the will of Allah.
I'd love to write something about this Victor Davis Hanson
article, which does the best job I've seen of summarizing what he calls
essential the two views Americans have of
After that, if nothing else you will understand why you are on the side you are on.
Here's a total aside: if you Google "blogito ergo sum" this site will come up as item #4. I have no idea why that should be or what it means. I have mixed emotions because I was so certain that I had come up with a completely unique blog name, only to find that I'm an also-ran. A distant also-ran.
Another total aside. This being the first of the month, I did
some routine banking...changing my monthly social security dollars in the
So I went through my usual explanation, that he was my son, with all of the subsequent questions about how old he was and how old I was and who was this picture of Carol? Anyhow, quite as if she was saying nothing at all unusual, or being derogatory, she mentioned his color...marrón...brown. (This girl is in her mid-20s, I would say, a mid-level bank official somewhere above a teller and below a manager of any kind, intelligent enough that she will go higher, although she speaks no English.)
This has happened to us several times, and it's not really said as a derogatory racist comment but more like an acknowledgement...he's really a dark brown little boy...except they seem to be really conscious of the color difference. And we never quite know how to respond...this girl was smiling, friendly, and definitely not interested in hurting the feelings of an important regular customer well-known to the bank.
But the feeling you get is that they are surprised but understand that we would adopt a little boy, except even more surprised that we would pick one who was so brown.
Of course, we didn't pick Tony. He just came along somehow and eventually there he was. A long story I will probably tell one of these days, but not yet.
Well, nut-brown he certainly is, quite a beautiful uniform color with a satin texture, actually, my pale blotchy skin should look so good like his does. My skin has taken on enough color so that you can tell when I take off my watch, or distinguish about where my shorts end, but you almost have to be looking hard in order to tell. Since I haven't worn anything but shorts and tee-shirts for nearly seven years in the Tropics, I don't think I'm likely to get any darker.

